Driver's Ed from the PopeTommi Avicolli-Meccabyline‚ Jun. 22‚ 2007Pope Benedict XVI has really lost his mind. The former Cardinal, who once headed the modern-day version of the Roman Catholic Church’s “Holy Office of the Inquisition” (the same one that murdered countless heretics and drove the Jews from Spain), is now taking aim at one of industrial society’s most maligned groups: Drivers. Obviously, he doesn’t have much to do in Rome these days. At least he’s not bashing us “intrinsically evil” queers, as he’s done countless times in the past. In a 36-page document entitled “Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road,” the Pontiff writes: “Cars tend to bring out the ‘primitive’ side of human beings, thereby producing rather unpleasant results.” Religion, too, but somehow the Pope forgot to mention that. |