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Send Back the Statue of Liberty

Tommi Avicolli-Meccabyline‚ Aug. 13‚ 2007

“New immigration rules will force undocumented workers to be fired”
--headline in the SF Chronicle, August 11


What a shame that Native Americans didn’t have a border patrol when Christopher Columbus arrived on the shores of Cuba in 1492. “Okay, whaddaya got in that boat? You better not be trying to smuggle in Paris Hilton or George Bush."

With all the weapons on board, not to mention the Small Pox-infested blankets, Chris would have been heading back to Spain in no time at all. Maybe he could have gone to work for Isabel the Catholic, as Queen Isabella was known, deporting Moors and Jews who wouldn’t convert. Or at least running the Inquisition.