Keeping America Safe From Exposed UnderwearTommi Avicolli-Meccabyline‚ Sep. 19‚ 2007God bless American legislators. They’re always looking out for our welfare. They don’t bother with guaranteeing universal healthcare or increasing funding for affordable housing. Forget ending the war in Iraq or holding a lying president accountable for his actions. These days, America’s lawmakers are busy protecting the American public from the sight of a butt crack or, even worse yet, someone’s underwear. |