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Hire Me in 2009!

George Bush, as told to Jerry Pritikinbyline‚ Jan. 29‚ 2008

This person needs a job. This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate. (Please don't skip the last section!)

RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.