The Lighter Side of Gay MarriageTommi Avicolli-Meccabyline‚ May. 19‚ 2008It’s already days after the California Supreme Court decision legalizing gay marriage and I haven’t found a husband yet! I feel like a complete failure. Finally, I can be as miserable as my straight friends and I don’t even have a prospect on the horizon. Where’s Enrique Iglesias when you need him the most?! I should have seen this coming when San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom gave the okay for queers to marry. Even Rosie O’Donnell flew in with her significant other to tie the knot at City Hall. That those incredible weeks of thousands of queer couples saying “I do” ended up challenged in a messy court battle shouldn’t have deterred me. I should have been searching night and day for Mr. Right, or at least Mr. Only Somewhat Wrong. |